Kemrowkip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage slug.

Kemrowkip created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemrowkip, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kemrowkip, it will turn you into a rat.

Kemrowkip's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kemrowkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Kemrowkip loves horses, so they must be respected.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Fast once a month.