Fligkipnig Nigboddob is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, ruthless wasp.

Fligkipnig Nigboddob created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligkipnig Nigboddob, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligkipnig Nigboddob, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fligkipnig Nigboddob's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fligkipnig Nigboddob's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three ducks approach from the north.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about planets.