Libfodhig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind dolphin.

Libfodhig created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Libfodhig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Libfodhig, he will be very sad.

Libfodhig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Libfodhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.