Stanbadnar is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful swan.
Stanbadnar created Africa four thousand years ago.
If you believe in Stanbadnar, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in Stanbadnar, she will turn you into a dog.
Stanbadnar's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Stanbadnar's Holy Commandments
1. Do not wear zinc on your body.
2. Do not dye your hair mauve.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not covet oxen.