Wonbudyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a small, staggering manatee.

Wonbudyatt created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbudyatt, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wonbudyatt, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wonbudyatt's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Wonbudyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five seals in a large pit.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.