Pankopsas is a god.

She takes the form of a large, two-faced hedgehog.

Pankopsas created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pankopsas, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pankopsas, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pankopsas' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pankopsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta shorts.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Put Pankopsas first in all things.

4. Never gather nine birds near wells.

5. Shun those given to vanity.