Latfenflam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, competent bear.

Latfenflam created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latfenflam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Latfenflam, she will have a low opinion of you.

Latfenflam's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Latfenflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Always obey Latfenflam's priests.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not speak about wheat.