Podtitpon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, charitable hare.

Podtitpon created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Podtitpon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Podtitpon, he will try to impress you with trees.

Podtitpon's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Podtitpon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Podtitpon six times a day.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill ducks.