Xuckfedtitkapnuraf is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, fussy capybara.

Xuckfedtitkapnuraf created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckfedtitkapnuraf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xuckfedtitkapnuraf, he will destroy your home solar system.

Xuckfedtitkapnuraf's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Xuckfedtitkapnuraf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black porpoises, for they are unholy.

2. Never sit near grasshopers.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never think about gravity near sharks while wearing gray shirts and balancing six copper spheres on your chest.

5. Xuckfedtitkapnuraf loves great tits, so they must be honoured.