Kikdad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unthinking bird.

Kikdad created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikdad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kikdad, it will laugh at you.

Kikdad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Kikdad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kikdad six times a day.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Kikdad on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Pray towards the south.