Yikditzigcum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witty clam.

Yikditzigcum created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikditzigcum, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yikditzigcum, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yikditzigcum's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Yikditzigcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. You must pray to Yikditzigcum four times a day.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Yikditzigcum loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.