Lipbapkap Rapflangid is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, emotional crocodile.

Lipbapkap Rapflangid created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbapkap Rapflangid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lipbapkap Rapflangid, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lipbapkap Rapflangid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Lipbapkap Rapflangid's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never wear indigo skirts.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not bounce in public.