Teenmigzod is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing giraffe.

Teenmigzod created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenmigzod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Teenmigzod, it will turn you into a rock.

Teenmigzod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Teenmigzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never feed lots of onions to shrews while wearing white kilts.

3. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

4. You must pray to Teenmigzod three times a day.

5. Always maintain purity during holy days.