Flatzakfit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient hare.

Flatzakfit created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatzakfit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flatzakfit, she will not invite you to parties.

Flatzakfit's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Flatzakfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never sit near doves.

4. Never wear white jumpers.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.