Flatzakfit is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient
hare.
Flatzakfit created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flatzakfit, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Flatzakfit, she will not invite you to parties.
Flatzakfit's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Flatzakfit's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Never sit near doves.
4. Never wear white jumpers.
5. Do not wear zinc on your body.