Fityarlquamquamnanfobbog Dossomkap
is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, contented
porpoise
.
Fityarlquamquamnanfobbog Dossomkap
created matter two million years ago.
If you believe in
Fityarlquamquamnanfobbog Dossomkap
, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Fityarlquamquamnanfobbog Dossomkap
, he will refuse to believe in you.
Fityarlquamquamnanfobbog Dossomkap's
most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Fityarlquamquamnanfobbog Dossomkap's Holy Commandments
1. Never think ill of sick snakes.
2. Never hop in the presence of sheep.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.
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