Rulpigvin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart hare.

Rulpigvin created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulpigvin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rulpigvin, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Rulpigvin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Rulpigvin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

4. Do not prepare onions while filled with anger.

5. Never mention sharks.