Cat is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless
wasp.
Cat created the universe nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cat, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cat, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Cat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Cat's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Cat.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Never eat peas.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Cat loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.