Wigtabmeg Armvogflapcinmabcip Tikzimgub is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, boastful capybara.

Wigtabmeg Armvogflapcinmabcip Tikzimgub created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Wigtabmeg Armvogflapcinmabcip Tikzimgub, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wigtabmeg Armvogflapcinmabcip Tikzimgub, she will jump up and down on your head.

Wigtabmeg Armvogflapcinmabcip Tikzimgub's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Wigtabmeg Armvogflapcinmabcip Tikzimgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Never feed peas to eagles while wearing hats.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never chant in the presence of grasshopers.