Hinlarplog is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, happy dove.

Hinlarplog created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinlarplog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hinlarplog, he will turn you into a hamster.

Hinlarplog's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hinlarplog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not bounce at mountains.

5. Shun those given to greed.