Lamdogmil Godfumcub is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient
monkey.
Lamdogmil Godfumcub created Africa three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lamdogmil Godfumcub, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Lamdogmil Godfumcub, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Lamdogmil Godfumcub's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Lamdogmil Godfumcub's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Always treat sheep with great respect.
5. Never write about galaxies.