Jenligran is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, two-faced centaur.

Jenligran created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Jenligran, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jenligran, she will come to you in dreams.

Jenligran's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Jenligran's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jenligran's priests.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not bounce in public.