Mabhaswon is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, staggering
hamster.
Mabhaswon created the Milkyway two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mabhaswon, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Mabhaswon, it will turn you into a dog.
Mabhaswon's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Mabhaswon's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Never wear dresses.