Kadzodhun is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair sheep.

Kadzodhun created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadzodhun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kadzodhun, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kadzodhun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Kadzodhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

2. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. Run away if five manatees approach from the south.