Botcendap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, fast unicorn.

Botcendap created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Botcendap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Botcendap, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Botcendap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Botcendap's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of sheep.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Do not take Botcendap's name in vain.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near gulls while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing four tin spheres on your neck.

5. Never think about dark energy near foxes while wearing mauve tights and balancing five platinum spheres on your hands.