Motgovdabget Parkarntom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome pigeon.

Motgovdabget Parkarntom created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Motgovdabget Parkarntom, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Motgovdabget Parkarntom, he will not care at all.

Motgovdabget Parkarntom's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Motgovdabget Parkarntom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green dogs for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Motgovdabget Parkarntom.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never pour water over plants.