Bencubtan is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, boastful squirrel.

Bencubtan created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bencubtan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bencubtan, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bencubtan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bencubtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven seals near wells.

2. Do not record numbers concerning black holes.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Always face the east before chant.