Citbotpas is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tiresome goblin.

Citbotpas created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citbotpas, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Citbotpas, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Citbotpas' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Citbotpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green rings.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Always pray immersed in water.