Beghakarf is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, prudent dog.

Beghakarf created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beghakarf, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Beghakarf, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Beghakarf's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Beghakarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help sick pigs.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.