Daglatxin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Daglatxin created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Daglatxin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Daglatxin, she will turn you into a plant.

Daglatxin's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Daglatxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick birds.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Daglatxin.

5. Never chant in the presence of capybaras.