Nadvagnigloop is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witless salamander.

Nadvagnigloop created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadvagnigloop, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nadvagnigloop, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nadvagnigloop's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nadvagnigloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not turn your legs toward east.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.