Didgovflow is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful bee.

Didgovflow created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didgovflow, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Didgovflow, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Didgovflow's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Didgovflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear shorts marked with purple.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help sick nematodes.

4. Never mix cherries with blood.

5. Learn four new languages a year.