Nadtignak is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous mole.

Nadtignak created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadtignak, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nadtignak, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nadtignak's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nadtignak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never mention tapirs.