Vidnat Kimingsand is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, amazing eagle.

Vidnat Kimingsand created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidnat Kimingsand, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vidnat Kimingsand, it will destroy your favourite star.

Vidnat Kimingsand's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Vidnat Kimingsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not take Vidnat Kimingsand's name in vain.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.