Guttamvedrull is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, irritating penguin.

Guttamvedrull created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guttamvedrull, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Guttamvedrull, it will cry a lot.

Guttamvedrull's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Guttamvedrull's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Guttamvedrull in the centre of the settlement.

4. Guttamvedrull loves swans, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.