Flamditfod is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, vain shark.

Flamditfod created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamditfod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flamditfod, she will turn you into a mole.

Flamditfod's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Flamditfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near doves while wearing violet ear rings.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.