Libcenhom is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet
chinchilla.
Libcenhom created oxygen eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Libcenhom, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Libcenhom, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Libcenhom's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Libcenhom's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about dwarf planets.
2. Never wear turquoise dresses.
3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Never think about electromagnetism near snakes while wearing pink rings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your neck.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.