Libcenhom is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet chinchilla.

Libcenhom created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libcenhom, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Libcenhom, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Libcenhom's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Libcenhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never wear turquoise dresses.

3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near snakes while wearing pink rings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your neck.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.