Gessfabnarthug is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy
rat.
Gessfabnarthug created water four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gessfabnarthug, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Gessfabnarthug, she will be very sad.
Gessfabnarthug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Gessfabnarthug's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the west.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Gessfabnarthug on top of all buildings.