Jabfonlit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful naga.

Jabfonlit created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jabfonlit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jabfonlit, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Jabfonlit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Jabfonlit's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Run away if seven aardvarks approach from the east.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.