Femnatlagominlistran is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise jellyfish.

Femnatlagominlistran created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femnatlagominlistran, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Femnatlagominlistran, he will try to impress you with trees.

Femnatlagominlistran's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Femnatlagominlistran's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Femnatlagominlistran loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.