Fagyikbenvol Gilrilkim Gabhomnar is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, moody warg.

Fagyikbenvol Gilrilkim Gabhomnar created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagyikbenvol Gilrilkim Gabhomnar, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fagyikbenvol Gilrilkim Gabhomnar, she will remove you from existence.

Fagyikbenvol Gilrilkim Gabhomnar's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fagyikbenvol Gilrilkim Gabhomnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never record signs.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Never go into green rooms.