Zan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage fly.

Zan created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zan, she will cry a lot.

Zan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Zan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with pride.

2. Never gather seven eagles in one place.

3. Do not gather at bridges at midnight.

4. Always store wheat above ground.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.