Ganbogjen Shavwiglibzan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet slug.

Ganbogjen Shavwiglibzan created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganbogjen Shavwiglibzan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ganbogjen Shavwiglibzan, it will turn you into a snail.

Ganbogjen Shavwiglibzan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Ganbogjen Shavwiglibzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about voles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.