Wodgeplingut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, prudent lobster.

Wodgeplingut created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Wodgeplingut, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wodgeplingut, he will destroy your home planet.

Wodgeplingut's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Wodgeplingut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Wodgeplingut on top of all buildings.

5. Wodgeplingut must be the most important thing in your life.