Tenyikwadsog is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, witless chinchilla.

Tenyikwadsog created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenyikwadsog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tenyikwadsog, he will turn you into a worm.

Tenyikwadsog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tenyikwadsog's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tenyikwadsog.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not keep six mites in a large pit.

5. Tenyikwadsog loves badgers, so they must be honoured.