Megnat Fedjaphug is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate squid.

Megnat Fedjaphug created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Megnat Fedjaphug, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Megnat Fedjaphug, he will turn you into a frog.

Megnat Fedjaphug's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Megnat Fedjaphug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not take Megnat Fedjaphug's name in vain.

5. Never write about gravity.