Mapcumhastim is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing butterfly.

Mapcumhastim created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mapcumhastim, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mapcumhastim, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Mapcumhastim's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Mapcumhastim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never hurt capybaras.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Mapcumhastim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never jump near badgers.