Jatmifpak is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow beaver.

Jatmifpak created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Jatmifpak, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jatmifpak, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jatmifpak's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Jatmifpak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four voles approach from the north.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jatmifpak.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.