Podzod is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind hummingbird.

Podzod created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Podzod, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Podzod, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Podzod's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Podzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never feed lots of oranges to snakes while wearing indigo shirts.

3. Never feed bananas to otters while wearing pink ear rings.

4. Never talk about spacetime near doves while wearing cyan corsets.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.