Nadontkin Bomgovhog is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring penguin.

Nadontkin Bomgovhog created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadontkin Bomgovhog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nadontkin Bomgovhog, she will ignore you.

Nadontkin Bomgovhog's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nadontkin Bomgovhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

4. Do not wear coats marked with magenta.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.