Tettidablin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring rhinoceros.

Tettidablin created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettidablin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tettidablin, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tettidablin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tettidablin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Never paint your hands gray.

4. Never feed lots of aubergines to gulls while wearing turquoise ear rings.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.