Ortzodvog Fonmegont is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, flying finch.

Ortzodvog Fonmegont created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortzodvog Fonmegont, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ortzodvog Fonmegont, he will refuse to believe in you.

Ortzodvog Fonmegont's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Ortzodvog Fonmegont's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. You must pray to Ortzodvog Fonmegont four times a day.

3. Never wear mauve rings.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not listen to music.