Wikjigcit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless bat.

Wikjigcit created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wikjigcit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wikjigcit, he will strike you with lightening.

Wikjigcit's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Wikjigcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not skip at crossroads.

5. Do not laugh in public.