Monfligwan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unselfish duck.

Monfligwan created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monfligwan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Monfligwan, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Monfligwan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Monfligwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.