Rotnellbeg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid horse.

Rotnellbeg created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rotnellbeg, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rotnellbeg, he will turn you into a slug.

Rotnellbeg's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Rotnellbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Rotnellbeg must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not keep eight geese in a large pit.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.