Gepmonlag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical fish.

Gepmonlag created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepmonlag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gepmonlag, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gepmonlag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gepmonlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear shirts marked with gray.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not take Gepmonlag's name in vain.

4. Never think ill of sick great tits.

5. Always remove corsets before touching zinc.