Pondubrag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, stupid raven.

Pondubrag created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Pondubrag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pondubrag, she will come to you in dreams.

Pondubrag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Pondubrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight voles in one place.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.