Farvanfat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering weasel.

Farvanfat created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farvanfat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Farvanfat, she will destroy your home solar system.

Farvanfat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Farvanfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help monkeys.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.