Rotpakflagsad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome weasel.

Rotpakflagsad created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotpakflagsad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rotpakflagsad, it will turn you into a rock.

Rotpakflagsad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Rotpakflagsad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Rotpakflagsad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never hurt otters.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.