Nelvagarf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong raven.

Nelvagarf created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelvagarf, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nelvagarf, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nelvagarf's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nelvagarf's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three ducks approach from the south.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near snails while wearing green shirts and balancing nine lead spheres on your neck.