Davfebsigweg is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish fox.

Davfebsigweg created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davfebsigweg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Davfebsigweg, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Davfebsigweg's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Davfebsigweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not covet oxen.