Raphogwiggeb is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate
eagle.
Raphogwiggeb created life four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Raphogwiggeb, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Raphogwiggeb, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Raphogwiggeb's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Raphogwiggeb's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Raphogwiggeb's priests.
2. Erect six platinum sculptures of Raphogwiggeb on top of important buildings.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Do not hurt badgers.
5. Hide from white grasshopers for they are unholy.