Gidyatgupken is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, effective bee.

Gidyatgupken created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidyatgupken, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidyatgupken, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Gidyatgupken's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gidyatgupken's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gidyatgupken three times a day.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Gidyatgupken on top of all buildings.

5. Do not shave your arms.