Libbadfat is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous
beaver.
Libbadfat created energy six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Libbadfat, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Libbadfat, she will turn you into a puffin.
Libbadfat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Libbadfat's Holy Commandments1. Never skip near turtles.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Always take life seriously.