Vilmigvan is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, weak
aardvark.
Vilmigvan created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vilmigvan, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Vilmigvan, she will manifest in front of you.
Vilmigvan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Vilmigvan's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.
3. Vilmigvan loves voles, so they must be honoured.
4. Never talk about galaxies.
5. Never write about special relativity.