Cingepcibcid is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, egotistical
armadillo.
Cingepcibcid created the solar system twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Cingepcibcid, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Cingepcibcid, he will turn you into a duck.
Cingepcibcid's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Cingepcibcid's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cingepcibcid.
3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.
5. Cingepcibcid loves snakes, so they must be respected.